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Hi there,

I just found your website. Wow!
I am presenting a triangle presentation on Friday at school and I am looking for a triangle joke to open up the presentation.
Do you have one to share with me? I'm discussing types of triangles if that helps.
Many, many thanks.
deborah

Deborah,

What did the hypotenuse say to the other sides? Nice legs!

They say opposites attract. I guess they're right because I noticed today that a cute angle is complementary to one that is obtuse.

If I told you that my two partners were 27 degrees and 63 degrees, would I be right?

Q. What triangle comes from a socialist country?
A. An equilateral one.

Q. What dances did the twins isoceles triangle excel at?
A. The rhombus, of course.

Stephen La Rocque>

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